“Another Joke a Minute!” – Thursday Stories with Baby Frederico

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*Every Thursday we introduce you to another quick bedtime story about our family’s favorite resident reptile – Baby Frederico. His backstory can be found here.  Enjoy!

Baby Frederico loves his Momma Mia and Papá Frita, his buddy Grenelda the Grasshopper, blue crayons, popcorn and…Emily Dabney, who is 19 today! Feliz cumpleaños mi chica!

Sometimes Baby Frederico just needs a good joke or two (or seven) to get him through the week, and this was one of those weeks! Here are his favorites:

– Why don’t you ever play hide and seek with a cheetah? Because he’s always spotted!

– Why did the girl always tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? She didn’t want to wake up the sleeping pills!

– Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly!

– Why did the gardener plant his money? Because he wanted his soil to be rich!

– Why does Peter Pan always fly? Cause he “never-lands!”

– Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? To the “re-tail” store!

– Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was “two tired!”

Laugh it up today,
Baby Frederico

“A Joke a Minute!” Thursday Stories with Baby Frederico!

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*Every Thursday we introduce you to another quick bedtime story about our family’s favorite resident reptile – Baby Frederico. His backstory can be found here.  Enjoy!

 

Baby Frederico loves his Momma Mia and Papá Frita, his buddy Grenelda the Grasshopper, blue crayons, popcorn and…writing mysteries.  Here is his story:

Sometimes Baby Frederico just needs a good joke or two (or four) to get him through the week, and this was one of those weeks!  So much testing at school and so many piano lesson practices that the best medicine for a tired brain is a little something to make a face smile and a voice laugh.  Here are his favorites for the week:

– What do you call a pig who does karate? A pork chop!

– Why was the man running around his bed? He wanted to catch up on his sleep!

– How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut!

– What did zero say to eight? Nice belt!-